Not all Vampires have night jobs. Many actually have kids and regular jobs (during the day). That stupid myth about Vampires burning in the sunlight was started by the movie "Nosferatu" which is one reason I am so against that movie now; they just didn't want to get sued by the Stoker Family but still got in trouble. Vampires in mythology have little effect to the sunlight except it does bother them some but they will not die...

My landscaper is a vampire and he doesn't work at night either. Regular guy, has a couple of kids, he's a little on the intense side but really knows his stuff. He didn't mention it when I interviewed him for the job. It wasn't until months later, we had become friendly and went on hunting and fishing weekend together. One morning at breakfast, literally while he was passing the salt (no kidding), he matter of factly said, "You know I'm a vampire, right?" I was really taken aback. Needless to say it became the topic of conversation over our morning eggs. He mentioned that it had really changed his life, that both he and his wife had become vampires after living as non vampires for 20 years. He said that the choice just came to him one day while walking in the woods. Said it just hit him like a bat to the head. I asked if something had inspired it. He said there were a number of reasons. It gave him more clarity, spiced up his marriage, which I won't get into here, but most interesting was the case he made for vampires as being environmentally conscious. He explained it as, recycling of, he didn't use the word blood, it was materials and energy. Really interesting guy and as I say, our place looks great, he does a really fantastic job and I've yet to see a cape or a coffin.

Some of the weirdos walking around in 'normal' apparel and make-up;I wonder when does Halloween stop or is it year round?

That would be "vial," not "vile."

Thanks. We've made the correction.

1. At the conclusion of a job interview the HR manager complimented me on my diction/pronounciation saying: "Miguel, you spoke very well and without an accent." I don't know what came over me but my response was: "Sank ju beri much bu if ju wan I can espeek weet a porrorican assent for abou fifsteen minou." ... I was not hired.
2. During a discussion about qualities that the agency was looking for in candidates, a fellow manager said: "They should be well dressed." Good advice but he had on a loud plaid jacket with a striped shirt and a polka-dit tie. His rumpled dark trousers were held up by a wide, white plastic belt. Actually, he was a very good manager giving lie to the old adage: " You can tell a good book by its cover."

I suppose if you are in a job interview you should dress the part and look nice because you cant always do whatever you want on the job. Most homosexuals wouldn't even let that out that they are homosexual on the job because people can be so prejudice and close minded. Your Lifestyle and sexual orientation have nothing to do with the job so that should not even come out in an interview. BTW Robert Patterson is an actor and not a real Vampire LOL...

Wow all the freaks came out to comment here today. Very entertaining. Thanks for the laughs!

Last week a candidate did not complete an application and told me they had a resume. When I asked for a copy they said it was on their IPad. They then went on to explain that they did not have access to a printer and asked if they could email the resume so I could print it later. I said sure and made appropriate notes on the top of the empty application.